Auto & fuel news
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City traffic departments issue fresh advisories on signals and zebra crossings.
Honking at a red light still not scientifically proven to turn it green. Shocking. 📯🙄
India continues pushing higher ethanol mix in petrol under the blending programme.
Your car may soon run on vibes and sugarcane. Mileage unchanged; optimism up 12%. 🚗💨
Electric two- and four-wheeler registrations up in major cities this quarter.
Neighbourhood uncle now asks for “5 minutes of electricity” instead of sugar. Progress. ⚡😅
CNG availability improved in NCR after supply normalisation, operators report.
Queue bonding is India’s real social network. You meet school friends at pumps now. 🤝😂
Contactless parking solutions see wider adoption in apartments and malls.
Your number stays private. Your dignity, when parallel parking, does not. 📱🫣
RTO and insurers urge tyre checks and slower speeds during heavy rain alerts.
Hydroplaning is not a free water park ride. Repeat after us. 🌊🛑
Metro petrol & diesel rates unchanged this week per daily price revision cycle.
Experts say the real fuel is hope. Tank half full, wallet half empty. Classic balance. 🫠
Satire for fun — not official news. 🙏
