Auto & fuel news
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RTO and insurers urge tyre checks and slower speeds during heavy rain alerts.
Hydroplaning is not a free water park ride. Repeat after us. 🌊🛑
CNG availability improved in NCR after supply normalisation, operators report.
Queue bonding is India’s real social network. You meet school friends at pumps now. 🤝😂
Contactless parking solutions see wider adoption in apartments and malls.
Your number stays private. Your dignity, when parallel parking, does not. 📱🫣
NHAI inaugurates upgraded corridor; toll plaza placement remains a separate sport.
GPS said “fastest route.” GPS did not mention the chai stop. 🍵🏆
Used-car market sees steady demand for efficient hatchbacks and compact sedans.
Buyer asked for “single owner, full service history, and good jokes.” Two out of three. 📋😬
Manufacturers expand SUV and compact-SUV line-ups for the festive season.
Ground clearance now measured in “how many speed breakers can we ignore.” 🦖🛞
Electric two- and four-wheeler registrations up in major cities this quarter.
Neighbourhood uncle now asks for “5 minutes of electricity” instead of sugar. Progress. ⚡😅
Satire for fun — not official news. 🙏
