Auto & fuel news
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RTO and insurers urge tyre checks and slower speeds during heavy rain alerts.
Hydroplaning is not a free water park ride. Repeat after us. 🌊🛑
Electric two- and four-wheeler registrations up in major cities this quarter.
Neighbourhood uncle now asks for “5 minutes of electricity” instead of sugar. Progress. ⚡😅
CNG availability improved in NCR after supply normalisation, operators report.
Queue bonding is India’s real social network. You meet school friends at pumps now. 🤝😂
Manufacturers expand SUV and compact-SUV line-ups for the festive season.
Ground clearance now measured in “how many speed breakers can we ignore.” 🦖🛞
NHAI inaugurates upgraded corridor; toll plaza placement remains a separate sport.
GPS said “fastest route.” GPS did not mention the chai stop. 🍵🏆
City traffic departments issue fresh advisories on signals and zebra crossings.
Honking at a red light still not scientifically proven to turn it green. Shocking. 📯🙄
India continues pushing higher ethanol mix in petrol under the blending programme.
Your car may soon run on vibes and sugarcane. Mileage unchanged; optimism up 12%. 🚗💨
Satire for fun — not official news. 🙏
